I started writing when I was twenty. My first book came out when I was thirty-five. But I never expected that it would happen quickly.
David SedarisI meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting.
David SedarisAnd when Hugh would grow progressively Gandhi on me, I'd remind him that these were pests---disease carriers who feasted upon the dead and then came indoors to dance upon our silverware.
David Sedaris