Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.
Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch.
Often I'd take out my magnifying glass and stare into the chaos that was her face.
It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.
Famous people like to choose friends who won't go around repeating their conversations and details about them.
If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.