Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth.

Maybe one day, I would write a story about arguing in public, and those would come in handy in some way.

there's a reason regular people don't appear on TV: we're boring.

I've never made up events, but I've always been a big exaggerator. It's written on my humorist license that I'm allowed to do that.

Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.

He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone.

I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time.