I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had to force myself. Then it became part of my identity, and I did it without thinking.
David SedarisRemember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you.
David SedarisPaul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.
David SedarisWhat can you say about the family who is suing the railroad after their drunk son was killed walking on the tracks? Trains don't normally sneak up on people. Unless they've derailed, you pretty much know where to find them.
David Sedaris