A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.
David SedarisSometimes people say, do you want a drink? And I say, oh, I'd like to, but I'm a tragic alcoholic. I always say tragic. I'm a tragic alcoholic.
David SedarisFamous people like to choose friends who won't go around repeating their conversations and details about them.
David Sedaris