I was just struggling with my inner vachette and pondering the depths of my own inhumanity.

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry.

Whenever I write about my family, I start by getting my parent`s approval. I like to think I write about them with obvious affection. When it comes to the people I'm related to, I consider myself to be very lucky.

If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game.

I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.

It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.