Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure sixty by eighty inches, and America is the greatest country on earth. Having grown up with this in our ears, it's startling to realize that other countries have nationalistic slogans of their own, none of which are 'We're number two!
David SedarisUsually, if I think something is really funny, it doesn't get any reaction whatsoever.
David SedarisTo say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.
David Sedaris