Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

Such movies are always a danger...falling in love is something most adults have actually experienced...The theme is universal and encourages...unhealthy comparisons...why can't our lives be like that? It's a box left unopened, and its avoidance explains the continued popularity of vampire epics and martial-arts extravaganzas.

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.

The interesting thing about gay people is that you can't really put on a wedding without them. They're the ones who make your dress, and do the flowers and the catering. They've toiled in the wedding industry all these years but were never allowed to do it themselves.

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.