Sometimes people say, do you want a drink? And I say, oh, I'd like to, but I'm a tragic alcoholic. I always say tragic. I'm a tragic alcoholic.

Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

Famous people like to choose friends who won't go around repeating their conversations and details about them.

Most people, or at least most of the people that I've come into contact with, would like to be written about.

There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

I think it's good to have the alone time. Well, I kind of have to, because I have to be alone in order to work, so I have alone time. And then I go on tour and I have being-around-people time.