And when Hugh would grow progressively Gandhi on me, I'd remind him that these were pests---disease carriers who feasted upon the dead and then came indoors to dance upon our silverware.
David SedarisI go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
David SedarisThere seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.
David Sedaris