I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end.
David WalliamsWhen I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.
David WalliamsDefinitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with women with a man.
David WalliamsThe most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I'd say a food mixer. I've never used it, I don't really know what they're for.
David Walliams