I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?
David WalliamsThere's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.
David WalliamsWhen I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.
David WalliamsI still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything again, I'd feel confident that I'd still have made my mark in some way. But maybe the self-loathing bit is the element that makes you strive for more. Makes you strive to be better.
David Walliams