I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.

Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.