People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.

The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I'd say a food mixer. I've never used it, I don't really know what they're for.

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.

We've got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites.

I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.

Social satire has been around since people have been around.