It's strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.

I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

Writing for radio really focuses the mind, because you can't rely on thinking "Oh, just pull a funny face at the end of this sketch." You've got to try to work on the words.

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.