Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.

John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I thought for an odd moment he had moved his limbs so fast they had made that whoosh sound through air but then I realized John was making that sound with his mouth.

An ethic that emphasizes relationship and community can be concerned with protecting the individual's interests, but always with an eye to trying to reconcile those interests with those of others. An ethic emphasizing rights and autonomy should be concerned with promoting enough community to foster a motivating concern for everyone's rights, not just one's own.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

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But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.

The phrase 'sodomized by a bratwurst poltergeist' suddenly flew through my mind.