Around the property I have here, I'm about to put an all weather race track. I'm about to build stables. I'm about to ship over a couple of my thoroughbreds from England.

You know I used to be a heartthrob, and now I'm a coronary.

The Beatles set the rules. And the rules were: now just because we have long hair doesn't mean that we're rebellious.

The thing is, the reader doesn't want to hear about bad times.

In the office, the mail that came in was always 10 to 1 for me.

Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance!

I never slept alone until I was married.