I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.

I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.

That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.

I've always loved kissing. We all do, don't we?