It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.

I don't know why I feel so crazy...I feel like I'm going through a stargate. Maybe it's the diet pills. Maybe it's Buddha.

The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.

I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there's been some funnies around it, and I'll usually make sure that it comes back at me.

I've always loved kissing. We all do, don't we?

Why would I worry about getting older - what's to moan about?

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.