Why would I worry about getting older - what's to moan about?
I am a rubbish flirt.
I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.
Evolving into a middle-aged person is quite interesting if we can understand what it means. I would like to think it meant being a bit sure of what I want.
I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.
It was my father who taught me to value myself.