I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter.

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.

I do think you are supposed to go through wars with your child because otherwise the tearing apart that has to happen when they go off to lead their own life would be unbearable.

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.

It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.