I haven't really ever had to audition for anything.

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.

There is a latent fairy in all women, but look how carefully we have to secrete her in order to be taken seriously. And fairies come in all shapes, colours, sizes and types, they don't have to be fluffy. They can be demanding and furious if hey like. They do, however, have to wear a tiara. That much is compulsory.

I know what it's like to struggle for cash. When I went to drama school, I worked as a chambermaid to make ends meet.

I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.

My daughter couldn't care less about me being famous. She finds it revolting and, like a lot of teenagers, is virtually allergic to me. That started at 12 and hasn't gone anywhere yet.

When I wrote 'Dear Fatty,' I realised that sitting and writing alone is an absolute joy.