The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.
Dawn FrenchThat's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.
Dawn FrenchOther than my memory being a bit woolly and my knees being a bit creaky, I don't really think there's anything I can't do.
Dawn FrenchFunny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman
Dawn FrenchWhy would anyone want to be called a size zero or even aspire to being a zero? I don't even understand the thinking behind it, let alone the practicalities. What is all that about?
Dawn FrenchThere is a latent fairy in all women, but look how carefully we have to secrete her in order to be taken seriously. And fairies come in all shapes, colours, sizes and types, they don't have to be fluffy. They can be demanding and furious if hey like. They do, however, have to wear a tiara. That much is compulsory.
Dawn French