If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.

I'm known among my friends for saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes, but I have to get things out in the air.

I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there's been some funnies around it, and I'll usually make sure that it comes back at me.

If I were alive in Rubens's time, I'd be celebrated as a model. Kate Moss would be used as a paint brush.

The only time I did not know how to be, physically, was when I lost a lot of weight. That was the only time I didn't understand my body.

Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area.

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.