I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first.

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.

It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.

The only time I did not know how to be, physically, was when I lost a lot of weight. That was the only time I didn't understand my body.