My daughter couldn't care less about me being famous. She finds it revolting and, like a lot of teenagers, is virtually allergic to me. That started at 12 and hasn't gone anywhere yet.

I am a kid in the dressing-up box at heart.

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.

I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.

It was my father who taught me to value myself.

I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there's been some funnies around it, and I'll usually make sure that it comes back at me.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman