I reserve the right to change my mind. But once I decide on something, I'm going to need a good reason to switch.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.

Be patient with the negative people of the world. Take a moment to think how they are helping you clarify your own thinking and firming your own resolve. Then, headslap them out of your way.

How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, "I will work hard. I will prepare myself. And my time will come." And you know, that's exactly what I said about myself and football - What do you think? Were Abe and I both just lucky ducks?