And so now you think society is to blame for the mess you made of yourself?

How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.

If you feel like you want to die, it's time to sit down and make a list of all the things you haven't done yet.

Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, "I will work hard. I will prepare myself. And my time will come." And you know, that's exactly what I said about myself and football - What do you think? Were Abe and I both just lucky ducks?

I believe that if you die trying to be your best, the world is still a better place.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.