I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.

From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity.

The brain acknowledged the approach of death while the heart stubbornly insisted upon immortality.

Every life is complicated, every mind a kingdom of unmapped mysteries.

Change isn't easy. Changing the way you live means changing the way you think, means changing what you believe about life. That's hard.

I fell in love with her for her sense of humour. If she ever lost her sense of humour, I would have to dump her. Then I'd kill myself because I couldn't live without her.

What year these events transpired is of no consequence. Where they occured is not important. The time is always, and the place is everywhere.