I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.

I am basically a pretty good autodidact. I can teach myself things.

She says what holds their marriage together is that she feels too damn sorry for him to ask for a divorce.

A politician's goal is always to manipulate public debate. I think there are some politicians with higher goals. But all of them get corrupted by power.

Britney: You in a fight? Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound.

...he was part of a family whether he wanted to be or not, the family of humanity, more often than not a frustrating and contentious clan, flawed and often deeply confused, but also periodically noble and admirable, with a common destiny that every member shared.

Reality isn't what it used to be.