Britney: You in a fight? Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound.

Not funny ha ha, funny weird.

Not all popular novelists are good, but all good novelists are, sooner or later, popular.

From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity.

A plot without action is like pasta without garlic, like Dolly Parton without cleavage, and like a writer without his similes.

Writing a novel is like making love, but it's also like having a tooth pulled. Pleasure and pain. Sometimes it's like making love while having a tooth pulled.

We have a responsibility to stand watch over one another, we are watchers, all of us, watchers, guarding against the darkness.