Few human beings give of themselves to another as a dog gives of itself.

Imagine that you are more than nothing. Evil made you, but you are no more evil than a child unborn. If you want, if you seek, if you hope, who is to say that your hope might not be answered?

Maybe I'm needy, neurotic, paranoid. Under the circumstances, of course, if I weren't needy, neurotic, and paranoid, I'd obviously be psychotic.

No degree of prosperity can be sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.

One of the things I like enormously about Bob Weinstein is that that he's the only studio head I have ever known who will change his mind and say he was wrong.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.