I'll sit in the park and feed the pigeons for a while.' We don't have pigeons.' Then I'll feed the pterodactyls.

Alliteration seems to offend people.

Darkness dwells within even the best of us. In the worst of us, darkness not only dwells but reigns.

There's lots of law these days, but not much justice.

We're out of cocktail olives, it's a tragedy of historic proportions, but we're coping because we're Americans.

I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.

... and she had worn bitterness as though it were a crown.