Y'all take care of yourself now... strange and interesting friends are hard to find.

Please, don't torture me with cliches. If you're going to try to intimidate me, have the courtesy to go away for a while, acquire a better education, improve your vocabulary, and come back with some fresh metaphors.

If wishes were filet mignon, we'd always eat well at dinner

A plot without action is like pasta without garlic, like Dolly Parton without cleavage, and like a writer without his similes.

Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum in a tub.

I'll sit in the park and feed the pigeons for a while.' We don't have pigeons.' Then I'll feed the pterodactyls.

Modesty is related to diffidence, diffidence is related to shyness, Shyness is a synonym for timidity, timidity is a characteristic of the meek, the meek do not inherit the Earth, they serve those who are self confident and self assertive.