Your sense of responsibility to others can never be excessive.

A long walk and grooming with a well-mannered dog is a Zen experience that leaves you refreshed and in a creative frame of mind.

Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum in a tub.

If someone wrote it and it had a peculiar twist, I've read it.

The world needed a little Evil, so Good had something to compare itself to, but you couldn't let it think it had the right-of-way on the road and an invitation to dinner.

I never have lunch because it makes me foggy-headed.

... and she had worn bitterness as though it were a crown.