All I asked was that I be spared surprises, although, in this world of six billion souls, all acting with free will and too many with audacity, surprises are inevitable, too few of them are the kind that make you smile and that lift your heart.

I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari.

Y'all take care of yourself now... strange and interesting friends are hard to find.

Pain is a gift. Humanity, without pain, would know neither fear nor pity.

Don't tell me what's necessary, you presumptupus pup. What's necessary is whatever I wish to do, regardless of how unnecessary it might be.

Reality isn't what it used to be.

Like children, dogs want discipline and are most secure when they have rules to live by. The happiest dogs are those with gentle masters who quietly but firmly demand respect.