Nobody keeps a cat. They condescend to live with you is all.

When I was 20, I was drinking. When I was 30, I was drinking more, and at 40, way too much.

I wonder why why why why why why, she ran away?

Nobody keeps a cat. They condescend to live with you is all.

I saw I could rhyme words. It came simply to me. But I wrote some pretty horrible songs that I still have on tape.

Hard to guess what people see in each other, fortunately for the continued existence of the human race.

I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.