Dustin Hoffman said this one time, that if he hadn't made it as a film star, he would still be happy as a character actor because he was a character actor because of his face from day one, so he would always work in the theater.

It's hard to have a film and television career and do music work at the same time.

Firefighters don't go on strike.

There's no way around it, drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.