There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of them like a horse having sad sex.

If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.

It's hard to have a film and television career and do music work at the same time.

Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.

There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of them like a horse having sad sex.