I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.

Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

One thing that's great about firefighters: If they don't have the equipment they desperately need, they don't have the help, they don't care. They'll do it on their own.

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.