I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I had a relationship with an Italian chick that was built on just fighting and sex. As much as all women won't let go of stuff, Italian girls won't let go of anything. And she punched really hard. I got tired of the arguing it took to get to the sex.

You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

The key thing is to get that one splash - that one song or that one video for a song - that catches people's eyes. Because it's all digital content now.

When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset.