Going to the golf course every day for work? That's a good job.

I could never hold a job for more than three months, which works out well because that's how long a movie shoots.

If we never felt sorrow, we'd never recognize bliss.

In aviation they have auto pilot and color radar and a lot of other instrumentation that is a backup for pilots. It's really brought the incidents of plane crashes way down. Same thing ought to happen in the medical industry, I think.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

I didn't play football in school, but I've been a fan of football all my life. I have a fair understanding of it. Doing movies about it really helps because you know what makes them work and what doesn't.

It's as predictable as the sun rising in the morning. Every time Barack Obama's poll numbers rise you can be certain he's done something else to weaken the country. He's empowered a base that loathes American excellence.