I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
Dennis QuaidI have a ranch in Montana, but it's not a real working ranch. I've always liked the outdoors. I come from Texas. My grandfather was a farmer; that's as close as I come.
Dennis QuaidThere are three things being a celebrity is good for: raising money for charity, dinner reservations and tee times.
Dennis Quaid