My feet are like gnarled old tree branches.
I wear women's leggings under my clothes, but no lingerie.
I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, 'Kim,' to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.
Wilt Chamberlain lied when he said he had 20,000 women.
If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
This whole huddle thing really pisses me off.