I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, 'Kim,' to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.

Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.

I spent my whole childhood looking for an escape.

You watch some teams these days and you wonder if they just met on the playground and decided to choose up sides.

I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

Maybe my life isn't great. We don't have all the answers. Look at it from my side.