For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.

I'm nothing more than a sports slave.

I've got to give Larry Bird his due; he was a great player. He knew the game and he was smart.

I thought it was pathetic: The league just decided that Grant Hill would go right to the top.

I only weigh 220, so I have to do something to keep from being tossed around by all the guys who weigh 250 and more. I train hard, but I don't try to get too big.

Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.

I don't feel anything when I watch Shaquille O'Neal play. I don't feel anything coming off him.