This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.

With me, everything's right on the table.

If you have a problem with my answer that's your problem, not my problem.

At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.

I don't feel anything when I watch Shaquille O'Neal play. I don't feel anything coming off him.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.