If I die young, everybody's going to say they saw it coming.

I don't trust what this life has given me.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

Shaq is not the man. He's the man because the NBA wants him to be the man, but before you can be the man, you've got to be the man.

If the North wanted to hack anything in the world, anything in the world, really, they are going to go hack a movie? Really?!

I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game.