I'm going to come out and tell it like it is.

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color.

I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, 'Kim,' to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.

They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time to fill the arenas.

Wilt Chamberlain lied when he said he had 20,000 women.

My feet are like gnarled old tree branches.

I'm nothing more than a sports slave.