There's one thing everyone should understand: I like my character.
I like to describe my life as a black hole with a little light out there.
Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
I didn't want to be known as Madonna's playboy, her boy toy.
I'm nothing more than a sports slave.
Is sending the Harlem Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman to the DPRK strange? In a word, yes.