Shaq is not the man. He's the man because the NBA wants him to be the man, but before you can be the man, you've got to be the man.

This whole huddle thing really pisses me off.

I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, 'Kim,' to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.

My feet are like gnarled old tree branches.

The life I was leading was changing me into someone I didn't even know.

It's a different story because guess what, the kid is only 28 years old, 28. He's not his dad, not his grandpa. He's 28 years old.

I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV. I'm going to slam him anyway.