Madonna wasn't an acrobat or anything, but the sex was good. I could tell she liked it.
If you're going to have sex, use a condom.
Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.
A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph.
I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV. I'm going to slam him anyway.
Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.